The Harpers: May 2009

After you get over the shock of me posting something new - actually taking the time to update this sad little blog, you are gonna wanna hear this.......

Disneyland. That's right. I totally went there. For 3 whole days. And it was Down. Right. Awesome. DRA if you will....

Now prepare yourself for an unnecessary amount of pictures. I think "buttload" is the technical term. (you'll be proud of the amount of pictures that Kevin and I are actually IN)

This is Kevin, me, and Dylan(a neph). Either the sun is really in Kevin's eyes, or Dumbo made him need to poop. Either way, totally understandable.

The Dude givin some love in line for Peter Pan.

Riding in our ship on Peter Pan. Look at my cute bald husband. He's bald. And cute.

This is Brock(another neph) in his sweet Mickey ears on his perma-ride called Kevin's Shoulders. He did this probably 90% of the trip.

Dylan being the stud that he is wearing my $3 sunglasses. I warned him, I said "Don't you break those. Thems were made in Korea". He didn't break them.

Me kissing Pluto. He's trying to act like he didn't want this by leaning away. But he did. He SO did.

Dyl and Brockie. Look at them, I just want to eat their faces off!

The people who wouldn't let me eat their faces off.

Dylan's turn on Kevin's shoulder's waiting to go on Buzz. My husband is sessy.

Us KILLIN IT on Buzz. Kevin is some kind of ridiculous on this ride. He gets into concentration "Halo" mode or something and goes crazy shooting up everything in sight. His score's were so high I'm almost embarrassed.

This is my little man Kaden, and his hotty pants momma, Lisa.

Dylan and I in the Haunted Mansion trying to portray how scared we were. We were SO SCARED. Obviously.

Kevin likes to get really drunk before hitting up Nemo. So excuse him in this photo, but really, don't you remember the sharks? It's pretty intense. Papa hiding behind Nana, Bethie and Kaden, and Kevin.

Kevin, Dylan (who wanted to take the picture) and me on Nemo.

Beth and Brock on Matterhorn(sp?) Isn't she a hot, sexy, beast??? I'm pretty sure she is. Look at little Brockie's face...he looks really unsure of what he's about to do....

Going up the big hill on Splash Mountain. Ahhh!!!

You can't really tell in this picture, but poor Brock got drenched. Splash Mountain ate us for breakfast.

So the next time we went, Brock demanded cover. He WOULD NOT GO without protection. Lucky for Kevin, Brock served as HIS protection. Winners all around, folks.

Us on our FAVORITE ride in California Adventure, Toy Story 3D. SO MUCH FUN!!!!

Kaden in his super cool 3D shades. Isn't he yummy stuff?

Us on Toy Story, for our 3rd time, I think. Brock kicked my trash....oh who are we kidding, I TOTALLY schooled him.

This is me being a serious nerd in our hotel room. I only post this picture for proof that I really do do my hair at LEAST once a month. It happens folks, not very often, but it DOES happen.

We found Buzz slacking off on his duties while playing Dance Dance Revolution with a Chinese kid (who else?) with MAD skills.

Dylan giving me his best Pirate ARGH!

And last but not least, us with THE MOUSE HIMSELF, Mickey.

Highlights of the trip:

-Kevin deciding he wanted to be known by ONE name, like Prince or Madonna, or KFed. He settled on Chancho(???), but Kevonce' came in close second.

-Joleen putting up a good fight with a toilet seat cover.

-Dylan braving it on Tower of Terror and Indiana Jones.

-Brock finally being tall enough to brave it on everything!

-"Hot water" at Cheesecake Factory

-Windex guacamole

-Pirates of the Caribbean being open the last 2 days!

-a really yummy Chimichanga while in line for Small World

-the midget that stalked Kevin

-having the handicap bathroom in our hotel room. Kevin was excited about the possibility of showering and pooping at the same time. Luckily, that never happened. And on that note....

THE END