So I was throwing myself a little party entitled "Woe Is Me" when my husband got home from work. I was all, "Listen, I'm switching doctors next time I'm pregnant. Wanna know why? Cuz he FORGOT TO DELIVER THIS OTHER BABY." As I'm pointing to my lovely "baby bump". Still. I STILL look pregnant. It's almost been 5 months ya'll. Waaaaaaaaaah. Not only that, but my back keeps collecting fat. Like, it's gotten so bad that I'm thisclose to putting it into therapy for hoarding. I had Kevin take a picture of me so I could show you. Take a looksee.
Isn't that disgusting? Ok, I think I should tell you that that's not me. Seriously you guys, stop! It's really not me! Obviously, this picture is just the one that resembled me the most..... Ugh, that pesky skin folding over is soooooo annoying. Back fat is the WORST. (seriously, when I googled images of back fat, this picture came up. Whaaaa???)
So then, after my husband listens to my super important and tragic story, he proceeds to tell me he is craving Frogurt. Like on emergency levels. I am nothing if not supportive. I really had no choice but to be there for him in his time of need. To Frogurt we went.
Now, you may be thinking Frogurt is not that bad. Here's where I tell you about the new waffle cone bowls. And the MUDDY BUDDIES you can top your cheesecake yogurt with. And Reese's peanut butter cups. And graham cracker crust. Yeaaahhhhh. Maybe that's why my back actually looks like this.
You think I'm kidding...
Please, if any of you out there that have had kiddos (or even if you haven't) can gimme all your secrets as to how you got back into shape, my back would really appreciate it!
Is it a strict way of eating? Hard core exercise? A specific yoga class? All of the above? I wanna know what works for you (and if any of you say that simply "chasing your kid around all day" is what got you back into your size 4 jeans, I will cry, and then straight up punch your face) Thanks!
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Haha - I am literally peeing my pants! You crack me up. At least you had a kid :) I am just fat! Love you girl - you keep me laughing in Texas!
You are hilarious! I felt the same way. 80% is diet and the other 10% is working out. I love Jillian Michael's ripped in 30. Twenty five minute work outs and they are simple. I also stopped drinking anything but water...and the occasional Chai tea. I am still working on it and she is two!!!! Btw-I think only cosmetic procedures fix the saggy skin.
hahaha! Never change. We all love you. We can all relate. You make us all feel better about life.
Don't skip on Frogurt - its in the food group;) ;).
oh my gosh, you are seriously the funniest person i've ever met. we have to hang out. but seriously, just work out and eat healthy. that's all there is to it. running is a great way to lose weight or if you're not into that the elliptical is the next best thing. good luck!
I hate the internet for showing that picture of back fat! That is why we feel fat! Its all the internets fault you know. You look great but if you do find out the secret I want to know too. I hope it does not include diet and exercise because that is just no fun and I start doing that every Monday and so far.... Nothing.
Um, so... first of all, if you find motivation to get healthy, let me know - because I've lost mine and I'm not sure if I will ever find it. And second - Um, yeah. I have a constant struggle with looking good as well... and having a best friend like Talisia doesn't help. Seriously, does she do it on purpose? Not fair. And she says she wants a different body. Poop.
Not that I'm saying I don't love that Talisia of yours... but seriously.
Wow, I need to catch up on blogs!
You are hilarious.
Keep on bloggin' girl!
From what I hear it's mostly diet and some exercise, but I wouldn't know because apparently diet is a noun and not a verb in my vocab.
And all the exercise in the world has done $hit for me, so yeah. Include the diet!
Frogurt waffle cones helped me....
It works, I promise!
I love you
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