So I was throwing myself a little party entitled "Woe Is Me" when my husband got home from work. I was all, "Listen, I'm switching doctors next time I'm pregnant. Wanna know why? Cuz he FORGOT TO DELIVER THIS OTHER BABY." As I'm pointing to my lovely "baby bump". Still. I STILL look pregnant. It's almost been 5 months ya'll. Waaaaaaaaaah. Not only that, but my back keeps collecting fat. Like, it's gotten so bad that I'm thisclose to putting it into therapy for hoarding. I had Kevin take a picture of me so I could show you. Take a looksee.
Isn't that disgusting? Ok, I think I should tell you that that's not me. Seriously you guys, stop! It's really not me! Obviously, this picture is just the one that resembled me the most..... Ugh, that pesky skin folding over is soooooo annoying. Back fat is the WORST. (seriously, when I googled images of back fat, this picture came up. Whaaaa???)
So then, after my husband listens to my super important and tragic story, he proceeds to tell me he is craving Frogurt. Like on emergency levels. I am nothing if not supportive. I really had no choice but to be there for him in his time of need. To Frogurt we went.
Now, you may be thinking Frogurt is not that bad. Here's where I tell you about the new waffle cone bowls. And the MUDDY BUDDIES you can top your cheesecake yogurt with. And Reese's peanut butter cups. And graham cracker crust. Yeaaahhhhh. Maybe that's why my back actually looks like this.
You think I'm kidding...
Please, if any of you out there that have had kiddos (or even if you haven't) can gimme all your secrets as to how you got back into shape, my back would really appreciate it!
Is it a strict way of eating? Hard core exercise? A specific yoga class? All of the above? I wanna know what works for you (and if any of you say that simply "chasing your kid around all day" is what got you back into your size 4 jeans, I will cry, and then straight up punch your face) Thanks!